I now feel ready to have a child of my very own! After finding this handy little website, I find that maybe I stressed for all these years and that maybe it's not as hard as everyone makes it out to be.
Oh, I'm not an expert; I only thought that I was until I had them - now I realize I know NOTHING. Now we learn by trial and error; you can explain just about any scar away.... Pesk-imist. Heeheehee.
Just don't get two... then they'll outnumber you and you'll be screwed. And they band together when they say... want to put catnip and tape on the bottom of the cat's feet, chop off her whiskers and tape a cardboard papertowel insert over her tail and you can't figure out for the life of you why it's a bad idea until it's done! Or when they want McDonalds, which is significantly less tragic, but happens more often. My poor ass.
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Still insisting on going shopping, are ya? *sigh* Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
Such the pescimist. Besides having two of your own, what makes YOU such an expert??
Oh, I'm not an expert; I only thought that I was until I had them - now I realize I know NOTHING. Now we learn by trial and error; you can explain just about any scar away.... Pesk-imist. Heeheehee.
Just don't get two... then they'll outnumber you and you'll be screwed. And they band together when they say... want to put catnip and tape on the bottom of the cat's feet, chop off her whiskers and tape a cardboard papertowel insert over her tail and you can't figure out for the life of you why it's a bad idea until it's done! Or when they want McDonalds, which is significantly less tragic, but happens more often. My poor ass.
Sounds like you need an ass-rub.
Just less McDonalds or more kickboxing. But if yer volunteerin'... I'm in. :-)
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