Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Article: What else you can get from an ATM?

Please select your transaction...
1. Withdrawal
2. Fast cash
3. Deposit
4. Sacrificial goat purchase

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somewhere I have a picture of an ATM rebooting into OS/2 Warp. Damn thing ate my card and the power blinked. didn't even have a battery back up or anything.

Jason C. Miller said...

I really don't like ATM machines very much. I really think that they are the devil's work.

Anonymous said...

Automated telephone answering services are more the devil's work to me.

Press 1 to sell your soul.
Press 2 to inquire on the status of your soul.
Press 3 speak to a representive.
Press # to repeat this menu.