Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Entry: Lessons

1) Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapeƱos...-- you never know what's going to burn your @ss.

2) Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

3) I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

4) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?

5) I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!

6) Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

7) I'd live life in the fast lane, but I married some speed bumps. -- Glad I got good shocks.

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