Whenever you're getting horrible service at the grocery store, just imagine where the employees are off wasting their time.
I was reading a text today and had some excerpts that I felt like sharing with you...Dear esteemed patriot,
We live in odd times.
Our armed forces are deployed oversees to battle a continuing insurgency that we have yet been able to quell. It is a brutal engagement which we often seem ill-equipped to fight regardless of what the media reports. Our enemies have been using tactics that are abhorrent (to say the least) and that fly in the face of decency. The enemy has shown a complete abandon of their ability to wage battles in today's civilized warfare. Our generals say that we can handle the insurgency but they have yet to be able to deliver on their promises. They simply were not prepared to enter into a dispute with a people on their own soil who possess such a terrible resolve. Granted...there are those in their midst who side with us and remain loyal to our cause, but they are often silenced by those who do not share their convictions.
What is also disturbing is that we are now uncovering evidence that certain other nations (with whom we are not on the best terms) are covertly providing aid to our enemy. This is an added dimension to this conflict which is hardly welcomed. I never thought that this fight would ever cause us to become estranged from other nations.
I honestly don't understand what the enemy thinks that they are going to lose by fighting this war against us. They have nothing to lose and everything to gain. All we want is to ensure that the land is instilled with the same quality and "evolved" society that we have long enjoyed here in our own country. Unfortunately, they really don't understand what we are trying to do and what we are trying to give them. They see it as mere interference in territories which we supposedly have no right to govern.
The enemy is wrong and we will make them understand. We can ill afford to allow these vagabond militias to dictate the future of that territory in defiance of our will. It threatens to shatter our credibility and our authority in the world today. We will overcome. Make no mistake...our resolve is strong and will endure.
Until we talk again....
King George III
The year of our Lord, Seventeen-Hundred and Seventy-Nine
This is really interesting. Someone took the time to compile a list of Frequently Asked Questions regarding the US constitutions. Everything from what to do if asked to identify yourself by police to 'Are Police Allowed to Lie'. That last one seems like a no-brainer to me, but the answer turned out to take a spin that I really hadn't considered.
Is that not cool?? Some fisherman were fortunate enough to net a Colossal Squid whilst fishing for toothfish. This post may bore 95% of people out there, but it's things like this that fascinate the heck out of me. I should have been a marine biologist.
Ok....so maybe these animals aren't so cute afterall. But they're all worth mentioning.
Have you ever hooked up with a woman and have her tie you to the bed only to have her take out a knife, put a few slashes on your body, and start drinking your blood? Not just that, but don't you also hate it when you manage to free yourself from the bed only to be chased with a pickax?
Here is a list of some nifty website resources that college students would probably find most useful. I particularly liked the Ottobib site. Where were these things when *I* was in college???
This is hilarious. A priest up and sold his church one day wihtout anyone else's knowledge. Why did he do this? Well, apparently, it was so that he could afford the new laptop and BMW. :)
I recently ran across a couple of pages at the 'Maps of War' website. I thought that they were pretty neat animations.
Someone (with too much spare time and a great sense of humor) decided one day that many of the signs put out by the Dept. of Homeland Security are somewhat ambiguous in nature. They took it upon themselves to suggest some possible meanings for some of these illustrations. For instance, the picture here could mean "If you have set yourself on fire, do not run."
I think the title says it all. Check out these rules for surviving a horror movie. These are among my favorites....
Here is an interesting set of tips for the geek who's out there interviewing for his next opportunity. Apparently, someone came up with the notion that geeks are somewhat taken advantage of in today's day and age. I believe it (although I consider myself to be very fortunate with my circumstances). The only rule that I follow when negotiating with a company is to never be strictly on the defensive. Put up just as much of an offense as they do and make remember that if you're responding to negotiating points with a simple 'yes' or 'no', then chances are that you're not taking advantage of possible opportunities.
Yep...it's official...they're making a sequel to some people's favorite 80's fantasy flick. Honestly, I think that the film industry's ability to create decent fantasy movies died in the early 90s. That was around the time when imagination was conquered by computer imagery. Bah I say! I almost wish that they wouldn't even bother with this sequel. Some movies like 'The Dark Crystal', 'Labyrinth', 'Legend', 'Neverending Story', etc, should just be left as glorious memories. We don't need another repeat of 'Terminator 3'. Sheesh...now THAT was a great way to murder a good story.
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm not the kind of person who would ever rejoice over someone's death, but, as I've posted before, things such as the passing of Anna Nicole Smith really shed an erie (sp?) light on the state of the threshold of American entertainment. War could have broken out with Iran and N. Korea today (coupled with a cure for AIDS) and noone would know about it because Anna Nicole died! I was fortunate enough to run across this site that makes my point superbly. It doesn't really matter how many Soldiers and Marines died today...how many helicopters crashed in Iraq...how many innocents slaughtered in Africa...the skyrocketting national debt...all because everyone wants to know how this one woman died. As a country, I honestly sometimes think that we need to re-think our priorities.
Every once in a while, I'll run into these pictures. They are of a pit bull that decided to pick a fight with a porcupine. I'm not exactly the biggest dog lover, but I really do feel sorry for this canine. Check out the pictures for yourself.
I went to see this random movie last night called 'Blood and Chocolate'. I'd never heard of it before and saw it in the list of movies playing at the closest theater. It sounded just eccentric enough to be enjoyable. The movie is about a woman (who is a member of a pack of werewolves) who fights her feelings for a man who comes into her life so that she won't have to reconcile with her duties to the pack.
This would be kinda weird. Some guy was digging next to his house and discovered a series of burial plots around the foundation. The seven plots possibly date back to the war of 1812.
I wouldn't typically post something this morbid, but I figured that it might give a good illustration of the effects of Meth Amphetamines over time. Some of the people in these pictures go through some pretty drastic changes. Feel free to see for yourself.
This is kind of neat. It's a break down of the ways in which the world is predicted to end according to some of the world's major religions. It's interesting to see the different perspectives that they all take. Of course, they all seem to have a similiar theme and that is that "bad things will happen". :)
If you are going to read ANYTHING on the internet today, you should read THIS ARTICLE. It goes on to describe how Attorney General Roberto Gonzalez is arguing against a person's right of Habeus Corpus. What does this mean? Well, for those not familiar with the term....
Anyone who's read the majority of my posts knows that I don't exactly have a love for the iPod. It's not the product that I don't like. Just about every person I know who has one loves it. What I dislike about it is the culture that it has given birth to. I've written past articles on the iPod-accesorized jeans and the iPod-holding toilet paper dispensor. Well, now, I'm sad to mention yet another hybrid bastardization that really hits close to my heart. Click here to read about the Optimus Prime iPod dock! AARRRGGG!!!!
I briefly read over the list of 10 items in this article and was actually quite intrigued. Understanding the mechanisms and metrics behind one's credit score could REALLY make a difference in the way someone juggles their finances. It includes simple tips like not cancelling old cards and not requesting reduced credit limits. Check out the article. I doubt you'll be disappointed.
This is a really neat picture. The photographer used a really long exposure (among other tricks) to create the effect. If you don't believe me, check out the stars at the top of the screen (which are streaked also due to the exposure). You can check out the photographer's notes here if you're interested.
This is pretty neat (as long as it doesn't ever happen to me or anyone I know). It's an article on how the folks in Haiti used to make their zombie slaves. I love this excerpt from Haitian law....
This is one of those "in my humbled opinion posts".
This is one of the reasons that I hate politics. Part of the game is to inject miscellaneous adendums to bills that seemingly have nothing to do with the spirit of the bill. For instance, (and this is NOT a Bush-administration-is-evil speech), when the Patriot Act was renewed last year, there was a little-known stipulation that was added that allows the administration and the DOJ to fill Prosecutors positions with interim lawyers for an indefinate amount of time.
Every time I think I've heard it all, something new pops up and challenges that belief. Apparently, the state of Tennessee has a 'Crack Tax'. All persons in posession of a certain amount of an illegal controlled substance are expected to pay taxes for it and affix tax stamps to them. There's even a picture of the tax stamp with the article.
Why is it that none of my companies have ever had the idea to do something like this? I really do think that people would be a LOT more motivated if they had a big Mario or Koopa smiling at then when they got to work in the morning. :)
This is just hella-crazy-cool. Granted, I don't typically post stuff like this (being the pure spirit that I am at heart), but I found this article about a medication that causes some people to orgasm when they yawn! Good lord. Could you imagine if medications were made to reproduce that in a controllable fashion??
This is somewhat hilarious. Check out this site which shows you pictures of what certain public figures would look like if they did face transplants. The one of the right is Condi Rice and Hillary Clinton. Wooooooooow. :)
This is an artist's conception of what Megatron will look like in the upcoming 'Transformers' movie.
The folks over at Degree Tutor have come up with a list of 57 Tips for writing a term paper. I didn't care for a lot of them, but some of these tips should come in very handy for anyone at any level of education. I figured I'd share the link with you. :)
Here's a guy by the name of John Gilmore. Yes...he's rich and famous. I'm not going to bother telling you why, though, because I don't want any "saintly-ness" injected into this post.
Back in 1990, after completing its mission, Voyager 1 was commanded to take pictures of the planets in our solar system. The picture shown here is a snapshot of the planet earth (which can be seen between the two lines below). The earth is so small that it barely even fits in a single pixel on your screen. Astronomer Carl Sagan presented this picture during a lecture at Cornell University. His words were quite profound for anyone who's willing to not only hear them, but also to listen.
The blessed folks over at Landover Baptists have a new limited-time offer. If you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, they will give you a FREE PS3! Do your parents love you that much? Doubtful. ;)
I was recently discussing relationships with someone (and some of the unusual dilemmas that I've faced in the past) and they were kind enough to send me an interesting article (thanks Kathleen). It's yet another piece describing what it is to live the life an an introvert and some of the biggest misconceptions regarding that lifestyle.
Ok...so this article probably won't be much appreciated among the masses. However, I have this thing about Castlevania and thus feel an urgent need to post it. Basically, this article talks about the sprites used in the Castlevania games (which have been released on over 10 different consoles over the years). As you can tell from the three in this picture, the Konami folks didn't exactly have the most active imaginations. ;)
I don't think I've ever written anything on here regarding the "war on terror", but I find this article to be a tad disturbing. It talks about the numbers of disabled veterans who have fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. It's funny how we pay so much attention to the death toll and no attention at all to those who have no limbs, certain vital organs, or the simple ability to sleep at night without seeing blood and monsters in their dreams. The article also mentions that the reason why the death toll was so much higher in vietnam was that the wounds were less survivable back then. Now, there are medical procedures and body armor. So, instead of 100 dead soldiers and marines, we simply have 100 legless ones who can't see and are unemployable.
OK. This is pretty cool. Check out these pictures of goats that are hanging around in trees! Man...those suckers have some serious balance!!