Entry: The ideal woman

Ya know...people often ask me what my idea of the ideal woman would be. Well...for the curious masses, I have compiled this short and very concise list of prerequisites that I look for in an ideal mate. Enjoy and learn! ;)

• A woman
  
• A great sense of humor who can make me laugh without fail
  
• Appreciates the fact that I can't dance but will gladly dance for her partner
  
• An undying sense of loyalty
  
• Educated (at least a Bachelors...Masters preferable)
  
• A keen understanding of home economics
  
• An insatiable desire to please
  
• A willingness to sacrifice greatly in the face of compromise
  
• A person considered to be in the top 5th percentile of attractive women (at least a 9 on hotornot.com)
  
• Someone of wealth
  
• Never jealous in the face of her partner's flirtation with other women (in fact, someone who might find it humorous or even charming)
  
• Someone who's favorite saying is "Of course..you're right. What was I thinking!"
  
• A non-conformist to all others but her partner

Anyway...I consider this to be a reasonable set of requisites. :)

Update:
Ok...ok!!! I'm only kidding!!! Sheesh.